We’ve compiled this list for our commercial clients, many of whom are foodservice related. The following golden oldies may prompt a chuckle. However, restaurant infestations are no laughing matter. Health issues are at stake as well as the conesequences of severe financial penalties. Our A1 Foodservice Team puts together comprehensive pest management programs for restaurants and the vendors that supply them. We can do the same for your restaurant, warehouse or processing facility–all in the strictest of confidence, discretion and integrity.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir…
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it’s a butterfly!
Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup.
Yes, ma’am, they can’t stand the boiling water.
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!
Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup!
Don’t be silly, dead flies can’t swim !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there’s a caterpillar on my salad.
Don’t worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup.
Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.
Waiter, there is a dead fly on my steak!
I don’t know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Yes sir, he’s committed insecticide
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1.75, a beetle ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Just you wait until you see the main course !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Couldn’t be, sir.
The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae?
Skiing sir!
Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ?
He comes here every night.
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce.
I’m sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it’s the heat that kills them!
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup!
Sorry sir, we’re out of flies today!
Waiter, there is a wasp in my pudding!
So that’s where they go in winter!
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad!
Sorry madam, no pets allowed !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup!
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it’s learning to swim sir
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes winter sports !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup!
That’s alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
Oh no, who will look after his family !
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1.75 – a live one?
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
It’s fly soup sir!
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don’t know – friendly thing isn’t he !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup!
Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !
I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Yes sir, that’s the manager, the last customer was witch doctor !
Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
I’m sorry sir, I didn’t realise you where a vegetarian !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!
Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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